Yay! I finally won a lottery. Yup the big one!! Unfortunately, it came in the form of an e-mail and I never bought a ticket and it's one of those scams that come to me daily either in the form of weekly letters from Nigeria that some Prince or some relative that died in Nigeria left me anywhere from 1 - 6 million dollars and bank mortgages that finally got approved from Citicorp and now this:
Original Message -----
From: "debbie johnson"
To:
Sent: Monday, November 08, 2004 12:16 PM
Subject: CONGRATULATIONS!!!
> LOTTERY WINNING NOTIFICATION/ FINAL NOTICE
>
> z
> EMAIL LOTTERY SWEEPSTAKES
> (ACCREDITED LICENSED AGENT TO GROUPLOTTO INTERNATIONAL)
>
>
> Ref. Nnumbe: 066/596/5067
> Batch Number: 5445-8224-XZ 33
>
> Sir/Madam
> We are pleased to inform you about the result of the Lottery Winners
International programs held on the 4th November,2004. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 00731205- with serial number 4276-581 drew lucky numbers 7-54-18-23-11-45 which consequently won in the 1st category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of
> US$ 1,000,000.00 (One Million United States Dollars)
>
> CONGRATULATIONS!!!
>
> Due to the mix up of some numbers and name's we ask that you keep
> your
winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money Remitted to you.
> This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and
unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants.
>
> All participants were selected through a computer ballot system
> drawnfrom
over 25,000 company and 40,000,000 individual email addresses and names
> from all over the world. This promotional program takes place every
> three years.
>
> This lottery was promoted by the software corporation to compensate
> some few individuals with website and email addresses, we hope that
> with part
of
> your winning you will take part in our next year USD50 million
internationallottery.
> To file for your claim, please contact our FIDUCIAL AGENT:
>
> Mr. DOUGLAS KERT of GROUPLOTTO INTERNATIONAL.
> TEL: +31-645-228-158
> Email: grouplotto204@netscape.net
>
> Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 30th of November
2004.
> After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake.
> Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications
> please remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in
> all
correspondence.
> Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent
> as
soon as possible.
>
> Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for
being part of our promotional program.
>
> Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.
>
> Sincerely yours,
>
> Mrs. Suzan Pepple.
> (Lottery Coordinator)
Heh heh. They told me to keep this confidential. Why should I? I'm so fucking rich after all the Nigerian money that I have and this lottery winning and the lottery winning in Euros that I won yesterday, I can't even count how much I have. I could feed all the Palestinian refugees in this country. I'm richer than Suha Arafat. Why am I still working???? Who the hell is sending all this shit out???
What if I really really REALLY won something though, and they notified me somehow. I probably wouldn't believe them.
Tuesday, November 09, 2004
Lottery Winning!!!!
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yeayyyyy!!!! i got one, too!!! found out in the internet from you, tnks so much.. i am so stupid for believing such a thing!!! here's mine..
LOTTERY WINNING NOTIFICATION/ FINAL NOTICE
EMAIL LOTTERY SWEEPSTAKES
(ACCREDITED LICENSED AGENT TO GROUPLOTTO INTERNATIONAL)
Ref. Nnumbe: 066/596/5067
Batch Number: 5445-8224-XZ 33
Sir/Madam
We are pleased to inform you about the result of the Lottery Winners
International programs held on the 30th November,2004. Your e-mail
address attached to ticket number 00731205- with serial number 4276-581 drew
lucky numbers 7-54-18-23-11-45 which consequently won in the 1st
category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of
US$ 1,000,000.00 (One Million United States Dollars)
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Due to the mix up of some numbers and name's we ask that you keep your
winning information confidential until your claims has been processed
and your money Remitted to you.
This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and
unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants.
All participants were selected through a computer ballot system
drawnfrom over 25,000 company and 40,000,000 individual email addresses and
names
from all over the world. This promotional program takes place every
three
years.
This lottery was promoted by the software corporation to compensate
some
few individuals with website and email addresses, we hope that with
part of
your winning you will take part in our next year USD50 million
internationallottery.
To file for your claim, please contact our FIDUCIAL AGENT:
Mr. DOUGLAS KERT of GROUPLOTTO INTERNATIONAL.
TEL: +31-645-228-158
Email: grouplotto01@netscape.net
Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 24th of December
2004. After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next
stake.
Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications
please remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all
correspondence.
Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent
as soon as possible.
Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for
being part of our promotional program.
Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.
Sincerely yours,
Mrs. Suzan Pepple.
(Lottery Coordinator)
they say thaT the lottery takes place every 3 years."my lottey" was arranged in this august-then their next remark tells that the next lottery is in about half a year.after all "interesting" correspondency they want me to pay 2000 euro for I'm an Israeli and a Europe citizen.She Izdainy a sharmutot,be ima shelahem,:-)!
I can't believe you answered those people Sasha!!!.... Good curse on them though...
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