Sunday, February 20, 2005

A Million Dollar Question for God

A poor man walking in the forest feels close enough to God to ask,

"God, what is a million years to you?"

God replies, "My son, a million years to you is like a second to me."

The man asks, "God, what is a million dollars to you?"

God replies, "My son, a million dollars to you is less than a penny to me. It means almost nothing to me."

The man asks, "So God, can I have a million dollars?"

And God replies, "In a second."

1 comment:

Handsome B. Wonderful said...

What a funny joke. I LOVE IT!! I might have to steal it for your blog but of course I'll cite you if I do. :-)