Saturday, January 08, 2005

Avoiding War

A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. He
asked her, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few
minutes. I'll explain why later."
The nun agreed to his request. Shortly thereafter, the two MPs came
running along and asked her if she had seen a soldier running down the
road. She replied, "He went that way".

After the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt
and said." I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to
go to Iraq. The nun said she understood.

The GI said, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you
have the most beautiful pair of legs I've ever seen!"

The nun replied," If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen
the most beautiful pair of balls you've ever seen! I don't want to go
to Iraq either!"

1 comment:

Handsome B. Wonderful said...

How funny!!! Ah, yes Iraq. What a mess for us Americans. *sigh*