Monday, January 03, 2005

Supporting Israel

A man arrives to the Ben Gurion International Airport in Tel Aviv with two large bags.
The customs agent opens the first bag and finds it full with money in different currencies.
The agent asks the passenger, "How did you get this money?"
The man says, "You will not believe it, but I traveled all over Europe, went into public restrooms, each time I saw a man pee, I grabbed his penis and said, "donate money to Israel or I will cut your balls off"...
The customs agent said, "well... it's a very interesting story... what do you have in the other bag?"
The man said, "You would not believe how many people in Europe do not support Israel"...

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