Is he gay or not

I spent the day with my Good Daughter and was laughing all the way to Tel Aviv.

"What are you laughing for" she asked.

"Well remember when your boyfriend looked at my makeup? And he said 'that's Givenchy, right?'. I gave you a look and you read my mind and said 'He's probably gay.' - I think I'll do a blog poll - Is he gay or isn't he gay? I mean your dad wouldn't know Givenchy make up if it poured all down his shirt. Or L'oreal or Chanel, or Clarins, or Lancome. He is totally straight and totally clueless."

"It's not funny" she remarked.

"I think it is pretty funny." I laughed some more. And continued to do so at intervals throughout the day about it.